Beautiful. Like Bruce.

No one has ever said to me, "Oh Robin, you look like (insert fantastic celebrity face here)!" 

Well, Ursula said that I looked like Stephanie Tanner? 

And then Jennifer informed me that I look like Vicki's daughter on the Real Housewives of Orange County? 

But neither of those struck a chord in my soul. 

It has been revealed to me (through the mirror & this awkward iPhone photo & probably Jesus) that Bruce Vilanch & I were separated at birth.

There's no denying it. The resemblance is staggering. 

Now I just need to work on my sheer awesomeness & my eyeglass collection & my moobs & we'll be full on twinsies. 

I couldn't be more proud of my British/German genes.