Hey you, the one on the internet during Christmas time!
Do you need something to occupy your kid(s) or semi-annoying adult guests or bored elderly relatives?
Warm up your printers, grab your crayons & run off a few copies of these babies.
I tried to cover most current holiday-ish bases.
So, no matter what you are celebrating- sweet baby Jesus in a manger, Santa coming to town via a glowing, mutant reindeer, your friend who is a dumb ho, the annual day of ordering chinese take out (for my beloved Jewish homeys), the anticipation of a white Christmas, or perhaps talking corndogs- you are bound to find some festive entertainment.
There's also some dumb ass gift tags included at the end, if you need those.
(and you might...if you're one of those who waits until Christmas Eve to wrap presents).
Save those for the extra special people in your life.
Wishing you lots o' love & peace & meats on sticks!
P.S. Thanks for reading my blog. I know it's stupid. I really love this little space on the interwebs & am actually, really surprised that some of you actually like it. I want to be more consistent but my brain has been consumed with all kinds of feelings & stuff. Good lord, I have lots of feelings & stuff.
Sometimes transparency is hard. I'm sure you understand.
Anyway-thanks so much for all the words of encouragement recently.
You're only supporting me in my quest to talk about your nipple hair.