Excuse me a second while I delight in my spouse's mug.
Rumor has it, there was lots of Jack in that Coke.
I LOVE THIS PICTURE. Those are balloon boobies & the hot female shall remain nameless.
fun with facial hair
I am sad for all humans that don't have the pleasure of being married to this man.
He's totally got game.
Definitely has a way with the ladies. And dudes like him too.
Once he had a gay buddy offer him everything he had in his bank account (around $8,000) for a taste. Not the whole "entree" just an "appetizer."
Zack politely turned him down (after considering it for around 2.5 seconds) but isn't that crazy?
Sometimes when we're low on funds I joke about trying to find that guy for some easy cash.
Apparently, that's only funny to me.
Another thing that's only funny to me? When Zack asks me where something is & I respond every time with "it's in your butt."
Another thing that's only funny to me? When Zack calls me on the phone & asks me what I'm doing & I respond every time with "masturbating."
For the record, I don't do that & I don't even know what that means.
We're going out tonight baby. I asked him what he wanted to do & he said, "Drink wine & 'do it' outside."