October 8, 2010

the one where I blog about the blog that I guest blogged on.


Dudes! I guest blogged for Una LaMarche's popular & prestigious blog "The Sassy Curmudgeon" & you should go read it! Unless you're related to me, cause you might get a little gaggy. 

Actually, that's kind of my life goal- to make people (who are not related to me) puke and/or make them horny. And if I accomplish those 2 things simultaneously, I will be so proud of myself. 

She also writes hysterical & poignant Project Runway recaps on The Huffington Post. Which means she gets to rub elbows with super fancy people like Tim Gunn (my fave). I'm a big fan of her live tweeting NYC fashion shows where she astutely comments like this:

Dear Una, my sorta-kinda-internet-BFF, thanks so much for asking me to grace your internet space. I am honored that you even like me. 

P.S. I need to apologize to Jeff, Una's husband (not for revealing his ottoman humping tendency)- but for that awful photo of my crotchal painting. He's like, a professional photographer so he's probably crying over it right now. I didn't know it was such a shitty resolution. 

P.P.S. If this is your 1st time visiting balls to the wall y'all- here's a big hearty WELCOME to you! If you like thrilling, first hand stories about pubes or baby doo doo, you have found your new home! Put your feet up & stink up my bathroom with your poop!

P.P.P.S. Not to pimp myself out or anything but if you want to (& are cool enough), you can find me & my crap on lots of social media outlets. All the links are to the left on my sidebar-right underneath that (not fake at all) picture of me & Demi. 

P.P.P.P.S. I almost forgot to include this special faceinhole made especially for the Curmudgeon herself:

2 comments:

Maggie said...

I really enjoyed your guest post on SassyCurmudgeon. Your wit is astonishing. :D

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