What's up yall?! Lots going on over here. Lots to say. First, I guess I should probably talk about the local Asheville blogger awards. I won some of em. Like 6 of em. How crazy is that?!! Here's the list-
- First of all, I am not a writer. I freaking failed high school English my sophomore year & had to go to summer school. Maybe it was because of that poem that I wrote about menstruating. The last line was: "period. the end."
- My grammar is horrendous & I can't even spell weiner correctly. I'm pretty confident some of you grammar snobs would like to take a red pen to some of my posts.
- I'm still on blogger. Apparently, all the cool/smart kids use wordpress or typepad or whatever. I feel like I'm doing well figuring this blogspot contraption out. I don't understand html or code or 100010110001010001000 jokes. I'm not that
- I'm just typing out stuff that amuses me. A lot of the time, it's just stupid shit that I think is funny.
BUT I really do appreciate you reading & voting though! Seriously. And because I like to oblige I took this naked pic for you (minus the beer but still with alcohol)-