August 1, 2010

Captain Obvious & the Jackson 5 (title brought to you by @alotofnothing)

Hello! How are ya? Oh really? ANOTHER 'roid flare up? Hmm. Yea, you should probably see a butthole doctor about that. 

 Enough about your anus, let's talk about mine! Just kidding! 
I've been busy preparing for next weekend's Craftacular at Wink. Sounds exciting right? Well, it is. And if you don't come see me (on my birthday) & buy all my wares I will most likely get super depressed & drink myself into oblivion & eat a whole box of Star Crunch & then send you the bill for yet another therapy session. Or not. Whatever. I'm not one to make a big deal out of my birthday. I mean, I definitely like to celebrate but I don't have any huge expectations AND I'm still recovering from last year's throw down. (p.s. I talk about getting drunk WAY more than I actually drink).

In my "spare" time I've been face in holing. This is my latest creation. 
And per request, here is Kim's face in a midget's hole.
this one is chock full of all kinds of wtf. I love it. Especially the stark contrast of short pudgy legs to long scrawny legs. Super attractive, don't you think? Also, is she holding a lobster?
Here's something else to bless your soul.
I was just waiting for her to raise the roof & say "you go girl."
thanks Dr.Awesome for the terrible-ness.

I'm working on a couple commissioned pieces that I'm sure you're gonna love. So, get excited about THAT & stuff.


Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] said...

I'm changing my name to Dr. Awesome. Because, obviously.

Miriam said...

I adore you. and your craziness. and I would love to come buy your wares, especially on your birthday.
I love you Robin Elizabutt.

robin said...

Ang- mega duh.

Miriam- I know you love Arizona but I'm still holding a grudge. xo


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