Ok, I'll admit it, I have an addiction.
I can't stop putting people's faces in holes.
It could be worse, you know.
I could be chewing my toenails in public. (I only do that in private).
Just kidding, that's disgusting & I don't think I could even get my foot into my mouth.
Hold on a sec.
Nope. I just tried. It's impossible. I seriously need to up the ante on my flexibility skillz.
Back to the holes.
This faceinhole post is lovingly dedicated to 3 badass, blogging women who I have interweb affection for.
New York City's finest-
(who happen to be friends in real life)
Una LaMarche at The Sassy Curmudgeon
Meghan B. at Blackberries to Apples
Here they are in Beyonce & Gaga's holes.
Cause you know, Una is pasty white & Jewish with a unibrow but a soul sista at heart.
And Meghan is Miss.Gaga because well...duh.
up next we have
the one & only, straight outta Compton Orlando-
She's all up in Jeffree Star's hole. Pimpin a stripey leotard & Princess Leia tat on top of a damn boombox. Naturally.
P.S. These fab 3 will be at BlogHer this year rubbing shoulders with the biggest & baddest Lady bloggers on the planet. Unfortunately I'm not going cause I'm not big or bad enough it's just not in the stars. Unless of course, someone awesome & wealthy wants to give me a HUGE birthday gift (it's the same weekend-August the 7th) & fly me up there & put me up in a hotel & make me live out my balls to the wall motto. A girl can dream right? You can't stop a girl from dreamin'.