This is my mom. Isn't she cute? People used to think we were sisters. Then we got old.
and this gem of a photo was taken at my bachelorette party. She had just given me her present & I am holding it up. Yes, those are panties. Yes, they are split crotch. Yes, that is her behind me laughing. Like I said, she's awesome.
Today I was saying goodbye on the phone & I said, "Happy Mother's Day, Mom! You're the best! Thanks for birthing me out of you!" And she said with an exasperated tone, "well, you're welcome. You know you were the biggest baby" & laughed at me. That's cold, mom. Straight up cold.
& y'all, what is Mother's Day without at least one viewing of this SNL masterpiece?
please enjoy. (warning, it's a wee bit raunchy)
I love it when JT is all, "we are so cool & thoughtful."