Here they are! It's what you've been waiting for all your life! A big thank you to all of you who have willingly raised your hand to be a part of this. Thank you for allowing me to sort of humiliate you on the internet.
That's what friends are for, right? The good times, the faceinhole times, I'll be on your siiiiide forever moooooore.
So without further ado or any more Dionne Warwick snippets, I present to you...
in a hole.
Brianna. Ethereal on her unicorn & sneakers.
Hannah. Ravishing with her brother I mean husband.
Christa. Regal in her arm bracelets, feather head & cheetah homeys.
Margarita's caught the Bieber fever. And by "fever" I mean herpes.
Sarah B & the Hoff. All kind of awesome manliness.
Alyssane. Bostonian by day. Shark with an uzi by night.
Alaina. Pretty sure this is foreshadowing. Dancing granny. Doing splits.
Leslie P. Such a good look for you. Ass tats are so balls to the wall.
Sarah H. She's not laughing AT you, Jesus. She's laughing WITH you. Cause you're holding a lamb on the beach.
Wes. (He didn't volunteer for this but I thought he was a perfect match for a partying Hoff & some maracas).
Aaron. Your "singing missionary." I love this so much.