March 12, 2010

the post where I mention Avatar porn & get a lot of pervy traffic.


ok, maybe I've been a little obsessed with black ink drawings & happy colors recently. hence the last several posts... but that's just what I'm "drawn" to right now. (Art joke!) More of these to come! If you don't like them, you can suck it, k?

in other unrelated news:
  • Zack's birthday was supah awesome. We ate at 12 Bones for lunch with his dad & Ruby (we're talking blueberry chipotle ribs, jalapeno grits, mac & cheese, collards!!!!). Can I get a good old fashioned, Southern yeehaw? 
  • Then later the fantastic Emily Arceneaux (with Jane supervising) came over to sit on Ruby so we could go on a real live date to Doc Chey's & then to see Avatar. I can't believe I hadn't seen it yet either. Zack enjoyed his fair share of hot sake, which typically makes him really vocal & more inappropriate than usual. (Lord help us all). I think hot sake tastes like hot windex. Not that I would know what hot windex tastes like but that's what it freaking smells like. 
  • Because of his sake intake, Zack kept leaning over & whispering Avatar observations in my ear like this one: "Robin. That avatar has nice tits, doesn't she? She's got Avatits." 
  • FYI, people will give you the look of death if you laugh during Avatar sex. These people need to lighten the eff up because it is definitely amusing to watch large blue people connect their hairy blue tails together. If you haven't seen it, you might be super curious now but I implore you, do NOT google that shit, yo. Because inevitably you will find Avatar porn. YOU KNOW IT HAS TO EXIST. I'm too scared to find out. 
  • I'll keep you posted on how many hits I get for pervs looking for Avatar porn. Super ewwy!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am one of those pervs. Thanks for allowing anonymous comments.

Christy said...

Your husband sounds like a riot! Are you interested in sharing him?

Anonymous said...

I just ava-spooged in my pants looking at your blog. And yes, I am TOTALLY pervy.

robin said...

ewwy ewwy eww eww.

Miss V said...

This totally made my day (though it is quite disturbing) haha, thank you:)

Ang said...

I LOVE JOHN KRASINSKI

I would leave my husband for him.

for serious. LOL

(unless he is some kind of weirdo who likes to eat raw onions like an apple...than i'd stick my husband over john krasinski...i'm just sayin')

xo

Katie Jo said...

I want that poster about John over my bed. I am convinced that he is the man for me.

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