i made him with my Doritos cheese coated thumbprint & a sharpie!
this means a couple things:
1- I like Doritos!
2- I like to play with my food!
3- I haven't even taken the plastic off of my Dancing With The Stars DVD. Probably because I'm too busy eating freaking Doritos!
4- If someone ever needs to identify me with only my fingerprints, they can come here!
5- It makes me happy when Doritos are on sale. This particular bag was only $2!
6- This post is lame!
7- You probably want some Doritos now too, don't you?
8- I was not paid by Doritos to promote them with this brilliant blog post but I should've been.
9- This belongs in a museum for awesomeness. (or not).