Ok, so one time long ago my little brother was innocently Instant Messaging a girl named Marissa online & he got up briefly to prolly get a star crunch or something & I saw this as a prime opportunity to mess with him. It's what I do. I'm his big sister. I'm really good at it.
So I begin to type. . .
"Sometimes I like to stick my fingers in my butt & smell them."
I didn't press enter. I was just going to wait for him to see it & laugh but he freaked out & started like, hitting me! So of course I was all like, "Oh hell no. I'm gonna freaking send it now, homey." So we're wrestling & hitting & yelling curse words at each other. And he starts to try & delete it! I grab his hands to stop him. I try to press send. He grabs MY hands to stop me! He pinned my arms behind my back thinking he's safe but NO! I lean my head forward & valiantly press enter with my tongue. SCORE!!!
Did I mention that I fed him one of my boogers when he was an infant? I just wanted to see if he would eat it. And he did. Hey, I was 8. What do you expect?
Like I said, I'm surprised he doesn't hate me.