Today is my little brother's birthday. He's freaking fracking fantastic.
see? here he is in our grandmother's reading glasses.
Here's evidence in the form of a small sampling of his (not-so-often-updated) twitter page:
- About 390,000 people listed their religion as Jedi in the 2001 Census for England and Wales. In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000.
- I think it's funny when people say "I would never do that" after they do something really stupid.
- I feel like everyone else is having a bad day but I had a nice nap during geology.
- Moe's is crap. And so is your face. Twittered.
- Paula Abdul sucks.
- I think "Team D.N.R." is supposed to stand for "Department of Natural Resources," but everytime I see it I think "Team Do Not Resuscitate."
- How can you forget the name of our lovechild, you bastard?
Happy Birthday, dingleberry face!