November 7, 2009

Happy Birthday Broseph!

Today is my little brother's birthday. He's freaking fracking fantastic.

see? here he is in our grandmother's reading glasses.

Here's evidence in the form of a small sampling of his (not-so-often-updated) twitter page:

  • About 390,000 people listed their religion as Jedi in the 2001 Census for England and Wales. In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000.
  • I think it's funny when people say "I would never do that" after they do something really stupid.
  • I feel like everyone else is having a bad day but I had a nice nap during geology.
  • Moe's is crap. And so is your face. Twittered.
  • Paula Abdul sucks.
  • I think "Team D.N.R." is supposed to stand for "Department of Natural Resources," but everytime I see it I think "Team Do Not Resuscitate."
  • How can you forget the name of our lovechild, you bastard?
Happy Birthday, dingleberry face!

1 comment:

Ben said...

Man that dude is a baller.


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